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David Friedman:The direct use of force is such a poor solution to any problem, it is generally employed only by small children and large nations.
Unknown:When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car. 
George W. Bush:I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it. And I'm President of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli.
David Anderson:If you really are one in a million, then in China there are one thousand people just like you. 
Franklin P. Jones:The trouble with being punctual is that nobodys there to appreciate it. 
Mel Brooks:Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. 
Bob Hope:A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. 
Homer Simpson:I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!
Bill Cosby:A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
Unknown:Everyone is above average in something and no one is above average in everything. 
Mark Twain:To cease smoking is the easiest thing. I ought to know. I've done it a thousand times.
Edgar Watson Howe:One has fear in front of a goat, in back of a mule, and on every side of a fool.
Dilbert:You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.
Unknown:It is not MY fault that I never learned to accept responsibility!
Winston Churchill:I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
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Henry Kissinger:Ninety percent of the politicians give the other ten percent a bad reputation.
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Erica Jong:Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.
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Dick Cavett:If your parents never had children, chances are you won't, either.
Homer Simpson:Operator! Give me the number for 911!
Unknown:Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.
Oscar Wilde:I can resist everything except temptation.
Unknown:42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
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